I’m leaving for a few days, and WHAT am I going to do without Joey to cut up my meat for me, and get me water at three in the morning, and baby me ridiculously? I simply cannot wrap my mind around it yet. But I have a conference on classical education to go to, with some of my favorite Fabulous Work People, who incidentaly, I realize would need less than five seconds to identify me if they stumbled onto this Super Secret Anonymous Blog. *Hi! Don’t be mad at me! I think I’ve only used naughty words like, twice ever!*
I may be pretty crafty with this whole fake name thing, but I realize I’m actually quite specific with everything else. Eh.
So anyway, I’ve spent the day packing, moping about, and preparing in general. And complaining about how much I will miss my husband. Not just because he spoils me, though. I like other stuff about him too! Like how he’s cute! And my soul mate! And cute! He took me out to dinner tonight, so I could get my steak fix for the day, EVEN THOUGH I had already eaten an entire bag of beef jerky earlier. This is probably a VERY bad idea, gastrointestinally speaking, but beef…nom nom nom!!! And strangely enough, the steamed broccoli that came with my meal? Smelled so disgusting that I had to wrap it up in a napkin and banish it to the other end of the table. Which is not very much like me. This baby is going to be it’s father’s child, all right.
So I’ll be back this weekend! With funny, somewhat veiled stories of me rushing out of important lectures to vomit in unfamiliar bathrooms, and pictures! But not of the vomit stories! Oh, and maybe some, like, educational enlightenment, or something. Yeah.
