I started a blog today because my mother told me to. Am most obedient 23 year old ever! Also, because it is very boring to wait for the washing machine delivery people to get here and deliver my washing machine already. I could be doing laundry right now, if they would just hurry up! Also, because I want to be famous on the Internet. But alter-ego famous, so as to keep my lovely job and all.
*Shhhhhh….Lucy isn’t my real name…*
BUT. My mom says I must blog now, because soon I will start trying to concieve a baby. Not all by myself, though. With my husband! Who has requested to be known as Joey! Like from Friends. Awww, now my little blog has its first theme! I should change the tagline to “Where I Refer To Everyone As Fictional Characters Whom They Remind Me Of”. Also, that would be a better title for this post than the dauntingly cheesy “Hello World!” automated title.
Where was I? Oh, the future-baby. The unlucky love-child of Joey from Friends and Lucy from The Chronicles of Narnia. The grown-up Lucy, obviously. And shut up, I have loved Narnia since I was three years old, and continue to find untold amounts of significance in those books. And am total nerd for the movies.
I have a “preconception counseling” appointment scheduled for this month, and have begun reading some fertility/baby books. And have made job-related arrangements. Joey and I are just really, really feeling like this is the time to start trying. Well, in a few months it will be. So hopefully I will have interesting things to write about.
And now, the washing machine people are on their way! And now, you have to start a blog, mamma! Is your turn!
ps. How lame is it that I did copy that as my title? Lame, I know! But I couldn’t think of a title, and I feel panicked. A lame title! Nooooooo! Can’t stop using the word ‘lame’!
